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This cheeky 9oz candle brings humor and quality together in one amber vessel. Crafted from 100% organic, USA-grown soy wax with a natural finish, it delivers 40+ hours of clean burn time. The all-cotton, lead and zinc-free wick ensures a safe, toxin-free experience—no parabens or phthalates here. Hand-poured in the USA with premium fragrance oils, it captures that fresh soap and water scent perfectly. Whether you're gifting it to someone with a bold sense of humor or treating yourself, this guilt-free glow comes from renewable sources and actually delivers on quality. A candle that's as thoughtful as it is funny.