"Sorry I'm late, I don't want to be here" Turtle Sticker

Keep it perfectly honest and let everyone know the reason you are running a little behind schedule! This beautifully snarky vinyl decal captures the universal, relatable struggle of bad timekeeping with a generous splash of sarcasm. Whether you smooth it onto your daily water bottle, dress up your travel suitcase, or stick it proudly on your laptop, it serves as a hilarious little talisman that apologizes so you do not have to. It brings a wonderful touch of personal humor to your favorite phone cases, daily journals, coolers, car windows, and even your bike or kayak.

Here are the details on your new favorite sticker:

  • Perfectly Proportioned: Measures exactly 3.0" x 2.1", making it an ideal fit for your everyday essentials.
  • Crafted with Care: Printed and shipped with genuine attention right here in the U.S.A.
  • Built for Real Life: Crafted from high-quality, durable vinyl meant to handle both cozy indoor journaling and wild outdoor adventures.
  • Element Proof: Fully waterproof and weather-resistant, ensuring your beautifully sarcastic excuse stays vibrant through rain, sunshine, and daily wear.